PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEXUAL CONTENT OR ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.
Years ago I asked a girlfriend to write out everything she wanted in a man. This is what she came up with:
“You must be confident, honest, artistic, kind, funny, loyal, independent thinker, have the capability for introspection, sociable, unconventional, be able to see through people’s bs, individualistic , romantic but not overly romantic, do rather than say what you’re going to do, enjoy life to the fullest in good times and bad times, show perserverance, care about others, mature , but still young at heart. “
“Really? Those are all your requirements?”
“No not all of them...”
“What other requirements do you have?”
“You have to have a big penis too.”
“Well no guy is gonna meet all those requirements”
“Well than I’ll just settle for a big penis.”
“You’re a total slut.”
“You knew this already.”
“So when are we breaking up? Because you realize I don’t meet any of your requirements.”
“Effective immediately.”
That was one short relationship for the books. Have a good day! See ya!
-M
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