We will no longer offer sales tips from Nick Handy. Unfortunately Nick was killed in a stampede of senior citizens at a flea market in Florida. I was told they were offering bright checkered pants, and polyester pant suits for just a dollar each. Apparently as the wave of seniors slowly rolled towards him, Nick didn't have time to evade the onslaught of motorized scooters headed his way. He was run over multiple times and we will miss his wit, his voluminous sales knowledge, and his obvious lack of productivity.
However in his stead, we have hired international sales guru Qyoda to pass on the bits of sales knowledge which he learned from over 900 years of living. We welcome Qyoda to the staff here at the Darkside, and here is his first tidbit of wisdom.
"Each obstacle presents an opportunity for a sale. Unless that obstacle happens to be a large slug like alien named Jabba, then there's really no opportunity there, and you should just move on to the next prospect. "
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